In today society of addicting iphone games, tower defense games, and electronics paradise, it's obvious why the unemployment rates are so high. Clearly that statement seems completely untrue but here's proof...
The iPhone is fast becoming one of the main attraction to people wanting to waste time playing games. There are thousands of games (tower defense, strategy, and more), applications, and useless apps available. It's no wonder so many find themselves attached to the small screen.
The brand new game Warp Defense is being released and it's not a great thing. Many of these so called "fun" games and "useful" apps are the reason for thousands of lost hours of productivity. Obviously you'll need to understand how this affects the high unemployment rates.
It's so attracting ... a cute game, a useful app, but that's where it all starts. After a user begins to play, little do they see that time itself actually increases in speed during use! That may be hard to swallow but it's actually true (unverified)...
I'm sure you're starting to see how this affect the lives of so many innocent users... they start to play the game and miss deadlines, become late for work, stay up later, etc. Now you see why the over 20 million users of the iPhone are losing their jobs?
This problem is only made worse when the user tries to get employment to replace the old. Missing interviews, playing games in their laps during interviews, adding "professional iPhone game player" to their resumes, it's absolutely horrifying.
With the release of the new tower defense game, Warp Defense, the problem is only getting worse. We're talking about a global pandemic of addiction. The proof? The 20-30 "beta" users. So far the majority have grown beards (and long hair), lost their jobs (unconfirmed), and are losing weight faster than the biggest losers (which may actually be a benefit to this demonic game).
Sure the game itself is a nice "Tower Defense" game, it has an addicting game play, beautiful explosions, great music, and sweet graphics which could be nothing short of satanic. I do recommend you join me in NOT buying this evil application from the app store on the iPhone when Warp Defense is unleashed. Join me! Don't purchase into the addicting and so called "entertaining" game ever to be played on a mobile device.
Warp Defense will be hitting the app store in early August and information found in the resource box below.
The iPhone is fast becoming one of the main attraction to people wanting to waste time playing games. There are thousands of games (tower defense, strategy, and more), applications, and useless apps available. It's no wonder so many find themselves attached to the small screen.
The brand new game Warp Defense is being released and it's not a great thing. Many of these so called "fun" games and "useful" apps are the reason for thousands of lost hours of productivity. Obviously you'll need to understand how this affects the high unemployment rates.
It's so attracting ... a cute game, a useful app, but that's where it all starts. After a user begins to play, little do they see that time itself actually increases in speed during use! That may be hard to swallow but it's actually true (unverified)...
I'm sure you're starting to see how this affect the lives of so many innocent users... they start to play the game and miss deadlines, become late for work, stay up later, etc. Now you see why the over 20 million users of the iPhone are losing their jobs?
This problem is only made worse when the user tries to get employment to replace the old. Missing interviews, playing games in their laps during interviews, adding "professional iPhone game player" to their resumes, it's absolutely horrifying.
With the release of the new tower defense game, Warp Defense, the problem is only getting worse. We're talking about a global pandemic of addiction. The proof? The 20-30 "beta" users. So far the majority have grown beards (and long hair), lost their jobs (unconfirmed), and are losing weight faster than the biggest losers (which may actually be a benefit to this demonic game).
Sure the game itself is a nice "Tower Defense" game, it has an addicting game play, beautiful explosions, great music, and sweet graphics which could be nothing short of satanic. I do recommend you join me in NOT buying this evil application from the app store on the iPhone when Warp Defense is unleashed. Join me! Don't purchase into the addicting and so called "entertaining" game ever to be played on a mobile device.
Warp Defense will be hitting the app store in early August and information found in the resource box below.
About the Author:
The info in this article is for entertainment purposes only. Warp Defense is a brand new iPhone game and tower defense set to release in early August 09' created by Keith Wellman & Jordan Hall of Warped Productions LLC. You can learn more, get on the early notification list, and receive free unlock codes for secret levels at Warped Productions.
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